What Panel? A Homestuck Choose Your Own Adventure

AT LONG LAST, "WHAT PANEL? A HOMESTUCK CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE" IS HERE. Lettuce rejoice.

Panel directors:
Rel (awkwanaut.tumblr.com)
Dave (boxed-hobo.tumblr.com)

Videographers:
Archie (incredibeard.tumblr.com)
Abby (landofflashandfilm.tumblr.com)

Editor:
Archie (incredibeard.tumblr.com)

Cast:
Mr. Hussie - Tim (buttpilgrim.tumblr.com)
John Egbert - PJ - (Heyitspj.tumblr.com)
Jade Harley - Karin Q. (chularin.tumblr.com)
Kankri Vantas - Mur (MurtunaCaptor.tumblr.com)
Tavros Nitram - Adam (mohawkdandy.tumblr.com)
Eridan Ampora - Mary (shinjaninja.tumblr.com)
Mituna Captor - Pitch (8luh8luhhugepitch.tumblr.com)
Equius Zahhak - Josh (bestquius.tumblr.com)
Roxy Lalonde - Sammy (dokidokiprincesschan.tumblr.com)
Feferi Peixes - Meaghan (kingtomcat.tumblr.com)
Vriska Serket - Dave (boxed-hobo.tumblr.com)
Nepeta Leijon - Alphie (makararousal.tumblr.com)
Terezi Pyrope - Alex (cancerously.tumblr.com)
Karkat Vantas - Lindzar (lindzar.tumblr.com)
Dirk Strider - Tara (LoveJoker.tumblr.com)
Gamzee Makara - Laura (terminallyxsadistic.tumblr.com)
Dave Strider - Joey (kusariku.tumblr.com)
Rose Lalonde - Rel (awkwanaut.tumblr.com)
Jane Crocker - Sara (Theprincesswithmagichair.tumblr.com)
Kanaya Maryam - Ashley (seerofsarcasm.tumblr.com)
Jake English - Jam (mstaury.tumblr.com)
Ms. Paint - Mira Moon (voyeuristicdarlings.tumblr.com/)

"Homestuck," "Problem Sleuth," and all related characters and concepts are Andrew Hussie and MSPA. This panel is a work of fiction and any resemblance to actual persons or events, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. "What Panel?" bears no affiliation with the MSPA staff whatsoever.