“Mass Ride Simulator”for iOS - A look at the rides

It’s been a rough offseason here and it doesn’t seem to be getting much better, so here’s a look at a game I found on Apple’s App Store, “Mass Ride Simulator”. While the game is available to download for free, and you can manage to operate the rides with a ton of intrusive ads, the $3 remove ads option is well worth it if you decide to take the plunge. The game itself is just okay. The graphics in spots are truly outstanding, but in other areas, such as the faceless humans that ride these machines, are truly awful. There’s also hardly any sound effects, which means this video is VERY quiet. This video shows off each of the rides included with the game (with the exception of the Gyroscope ride which is just stupid). There’s a Musik Express, Enterprise, Kamikaze, Miami, Waltzer, and several others that will keep you busy for a while. Again, it’s nothing spectacular, but there is some inexpensive fun to be had here. Enjoy and as always, thanks for watching.

Rides:
0:38 Saltamontes (Techno Jump/Mega Bounce)
2:15 Top Spin (janky looking model)
3:45 Musik Express
7:01 Viking Ship
8:27 Inversions 360 (Technical Park Street Fighter Revolution)
10:06 Ballerina (Hully Gully/Trabant)
12:05 Crazy Dance (Fabbri)
13:23 Tagada
14:43 Crazy Surf (Miami ride)
16:12 Imperator (Fabbri inverting Frisbee)
17:39 Orbiter (jankiest looking Orbiter ever!)
19:02 Waltzer
20:30 Kamikaze (Fabbri)
21:50 Megamix (ARM-style Megaspin)
23:37 Booster
24:44 Moonraker (SDC)
26:23 Shock Wave (Fabbri Double Shock)
27:49 Terminator (Soriani & Moser Wind Shear)
29:15 Enterprise (Huss)