I found the stupidest morning routine video by far.

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Here's my average morning routine, minute by minute:

6:00 AM: Wake up. Head straight to the toilet.
6:01 AM: Realize I didn’t wash my face. Back on the toilet.
6:02 AM: I try to brush my teeth. Make it halfway. Toilet.
6:03 AM: Bring toothbrush to the toilet. Multi-tasking.
6:04 AM: Still brushing. Eyes bloodshot. Toilet.
6:05 AM: Decide to shave. Lather face. Toilet.
6:06 AM: Half face shaved. Toilet.
6:07 AM: Regret drinking Baja blast behind Burger King last night. Back on toilet.
6:08 AM: Accidentally wipe face, shaves a**. Toilet.
6:09 AM: One sock on. Feeling rough. Toilet.
6:10 AM: Pants on. Pants off. Toilet.
6:11 AM: Shirt halfway over my head. Toilet.
6:12 AM: Finally dressed. Toilet.
6:13 AM: Makes it to the kitchen. Grabs coffee. Toilet.
6:14 AM: Coffee left on counter. Still no sips yet. Toilet.
6:15 AM: Brings coffee to bathroom. Innovation.
6:16 AM: Takes first sip. Gross. Toilet.
6:17 AM: Check phone. Missed 12 messages from boss. Toilet.
6:18 AM: Respond “Sorry, was in the bathroom.” Toilet.
6:19 AM: Calls in sick. From the toilet.
6:20 AM: Toilet.

Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello

Production Assistance:
Leah Rice and Sabrina Perez
Cinematography by:
Sabrina Perez & Michael Romaniello

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