Solar-Powered Dowsing for Buried Hoards of Gold & Silver Treasure (ha, ha)

This solar-powered dowser enhances your auric power to find buried hoards of gold, silver, and other treasure. It captures the solar wind, the streams of charged particles from the sun that cause the auroras or northern lights. Moving the device through the geomagnetic field generates an electric field that focuses the charged particles and spreads them out to the surrounding ground.

You can use this device any time the sun is shining, with strongest results during periods of high sunspot activity, such as now. Follow the video instructions to align the solar irradiation cage to Polaris, the North Star. Then take three steps forward, two steps backward, and watch the compass. The compass deflects toward any nearby buried treasure, with the deflection size indicating the value. If the compass swings wildly, you could become wealthy!

You can build the dowser for free if you have a 3-D printer. For details, go to:

https://ataridogdaze.com/science/heli...

The device complements the human aura, intensifying your natural powers using cosmic rays from deep outer space. It works only with the human aura. This means your dog cannot use this device, even if he is very smart. The same is true for your horse. You can, however, ride your horse while using the device.

You must wait until at least April before you use the device. Otherwise, you will be cursed and your device will only find worthless junk like tin cans and poop bags. You might be tempted to bury some treasure and see if the device can detect it. However, it only finds hidden, unknown treasure. The device cannot be fooled (unlike you) -- April fool!

IMPORTANT NOTE: This is a gag/spoof/joke video not to be taken seriously! Dowsing is a pseudoscience that works no better than random luck -- don't believe it here, or elsewhere!

American Society of Dowsers: https://dowsers.org/about-us/

British Society of Dowsers: https://britishdowsers.org/

About dowsing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dowsing

About buried treasure hoards: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoard

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Aurora Borealis Forms Shapes by Schnuffel2002
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Magnificent CME Erupts on the Sun by NASA Goddard Space Flight Center
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