Alien Franchise Ranking (Worst to Best) | Our Most Controversial Episode Yet

The Alien franchise has everything — masterpieces, misfires, and movies that feel like fever dreams. Today Jon joins me to rank every film from worst to best… and yes, we disagree. A lot.

If you’re an Alien die-hard, this is your warning: we don’t hold back.
If you’re new to the series, this might convince you to finally watch them… or avoid a couple entirely.

What we cover:
Alien: Resurrection and its unforgettable weirdness
Alien 3 and the off-screen decisions everyone still hates
Prometheus vs. Covenant — which is the bigger roller coaster?
Why Alien (1979) is still untouchable
Why Aliens remains the gold standard
The franchise highs, lows, and absolute chaos
Drop your own ranking in the comments — respectfully fight us.

Next Wednesday: Queens of the Dead
Friday: New-release horror review (as always)

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
1:09 Jon’’s Brief Horror Testimony
2:22 Alien
7:39 Aliens
12:06 Alien 3
18:43 Alien Ressurection
26:15 Prometheus
32:13 Alien Covenant
36:47 Romulus
45:20 Franchise Ranking
47:01 Jon’s TFR Future
47:47 Next Week - Queens of the Dead

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