"Biggest Class Ever" U of M MT's Senior Class of 2007!

The University of Michigan Musical Theatre Department's Senior Class of 2007 sings "Biggest Class Ever" at their annual all-department meeting! The seniors are introducing themselves with a song (very unnecessary-yet very necessary) that includes many inside jokes...so just enjoy what you can. It is all in good fun, we just love the mice elves!

THE CLASS OF 2007:
Andrew Arrington.Joel Bauer.Emily Bottorff.Alex Brumel.Mark Christine.Jamie Cooper.Janine DiVita.Ricki Foss.Ryan Foy.Laurel Harris.David Hull.Andrew Keenan-Bolger.Susanne Layton.Cara Massey.Mara Newbery.Justin Paul.Benj Pasek.Josh Rouah.Kendal Sparks.Dani Spieler.Nina Sturtz.Paige Wheat.Jake Wilson.Cortney Wolfson.Helene Yorke

LYRICS:
way way back in two thousand and three
when my peeps applied for a college degree
every hoe and pimp tryin' to be an MT
yo what school you gonna pick?
bitch, you'll have to wait and see

so I learned a song from HIGH BUTTON SHOES
aubrey berg said I had thirty pounds to lose
so I'd wait for the mail 'til I got the news
you got into mad places?
i'd have to choose

BOCO!
son they didn't even check my GPA!
CMU!
you'll be takin' prozac every day!
CCM!
cracker please I'm not tryin' to get cut!
OTTERBEIN!
Say whhhaaaaaaaatttttt!?!?!

so my letter finally came and I got my wish
I called up laura stro and said I'm goin' to umich
we hit up orientash and met on the grass
and I thought "what the beep?"
this a big fuckin' class...

I'm cortney, I have a jesus fish tattoo
I'm josh, I'm Egyptian and a jew
I'm mark, I'm gonna be in rent
I'm jamie, you'll find me in a tent

I'm ryan, I throw parties that are sweet
I'm paige, and I have perfect feet
I'm dave, (yes it's a mullet) i'm from Cincinnati
I'm susanne, I'll show you who's your daddy

I'm joel, I lived in Russia 'til winter break
I'm emily, and I bake a real mean cake
I'm kendal, I'm amish and gay
I'm janine, and I can belt an a

give a shout for the class of '07
we got ties you never can sever
you won't learn my name
cause we're the biggest class ever

raise your hands for the class of '07
we'll be here through every endeavor
wagner went insane
cause we're the biggest class ever

I'm cara, and I can do a crazy split
I'm alex, and I can sing high as shit
I'm erika, I am four feet tall
I'm justin, of pasek & paul

I'm mara, and I can do thirteen pencil turns
I'm dani, and I've got a bitchy glare that burns
I'm laurel, and I got rid of coke
I'm andrew, and I'm black. what? I'm black

I'm nina, I had a skin disease
I'm jake, you can't riff? oh bitch, please
I'm akb, yeah celia is related
I'm helene, I've never been more jaded
I'm benj, and I gotta do this alone
so I guess I'll just hold out this whistle tone

give a shout for the class of '07
we got ties you never can sever
I can't get a lead
cause we're the biggest class ever

raise your hands for the class of '07
we'll be here through every endeavor
any type you need
cause we're the biggest class ever

we can't forget those long lost souls
who left U of M for other goals
they once could belt, they once had glory
be mindful of their story

odin left for russia-land
danny smokes weed in a punk ska band
we see kimmy less and less
but can we still count wes?
we love you wes!

give a shout for the class of '07
we got ties you never can sever
showcase will be long
cause we're the biggest class ever

raise your hands for the class of '07
we'll be here for every endeavor
yeah, we wrote a song
cause we're the biggest class EVER! EVER! EVER!