22 Late Night Satellite - Diplomacy Wins, But Who's Voting? - /v/ the Musical XII

Based on: Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon
Lyrics

I think's been
A couple weeks
Since they arrived
Arrived to my base and arrived to the earth

And they're a brand new species
Space cat
Shrimp-stealing
Giant brats
Goddamn it
Server Hash
Where is Kerfus?
Write me back
(Write me back!)

I send you signals every day
But you've got nothing to say
When the tape goes out
(Of an alien shout)
I've been hiding from the terrible creatures
If I make it through tonight, will you send someone to get me out?

Cause I'm the last one
At this late-night, late-night satellite
I'm the only one
Who refines these countless gigabytes

Oh
I'm running now
From glowing wisps
They take all my skin if I let them get close

And I'm the only person in these woods as I'm aware
(If I'm the only person in the woods then who put all these mannequins here?)
Oh my god
And I try
And I try
And I try
To check your emails to me

I send you signals every day
But you've got nothing to say
When the tape goes out
(Of an alien shout)
I've been hiding from the terrible creatures
If I make it through tonight, will you send someone to get me out?

Cause I'm the last one
At this late-night, late-night satellite
I'm the only one
Who refines these countless gigabytes

Don't you leave yet
Drone's too fast
20 duendes
Up your ass
My ass won't be trapped at this base
Better than to vanish, no trace

I'm a doctor
And a weeb
UFOlogy? You'd best believe
Tripod aliens
Shadow men
Dolls and robots are my friends

But my friends are not sen-ti-ent
They're all just cats
Just be careful, don't over-pat

Sleep deprived the eyes follow me
While I question my sanity

I send you signals every day
Nothing to say
When the tape goes out
(Of an alien shout)
I've been hiding from the terrible creatures
If I make it through tonight, will you send someone to get me out?
(Now!)
At this late-night
(At this late-night, late-night satellite)
I'm the only one
Who refines these gigabytes
(Who's refined these countless gigabytes!)