♫♪ TDWT-Condor ♫♪

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Lyrics:

I'm tall, I'm tanned,
I'm young, I'm handsome.

I'm coming to bring back your wee ones...
So, hush my sweet, condor.
Let me win this one, please.

So try, attack me!
But, I won protection.
I don't feel that pecking.
So, save your objections.
Hush, now, condor,
Let me in the final three.
Whoof! Aw, no!

Next!

I, oh, I-I-I...
I've got problems with condors...
Problems with condors.

Why, oh, why-y-y?
Am I not at home? I ponder...

Trust me, oh, trust me-e!
I'm your best friend,
And I'll never eat eggs agai-i-in!

My licorice! Oof!

Good news! You can have another chance later! But first...

I'm a mom now, so don't be giving me flak!
'Cause my first chick just hatched, out of his yolk sa-ack!
So, hush, my sweet!
Let me into the final three!

Cody Jr! No, not Auntie Heather!

Heather?
Waaaaah!

I, how I-I-I...
Oof!
How I really hate these birdies,
And I wanna live to see my thirties.

These, these feathered jerks.
They're bringing me strife,
And "Cody Two",
I'm not your wife,
For the last time!
Get a life!

Yes!
Thanks, my sweet condor,
Now I'm in the final three!