Albuquerque but every "Albuquerque" causes a random event that's in the description

EVENTS:
1. Slow down
2. Speed up
3. Restart
4. Play Everything You Know Is Wrong
5. Play Weird Al Show Theme
6. Reverse for 10 seconds (@gustavochili10)
7. Play steamed hams at 2.5x speed (@when_my_imposter_was_sus)
8. Decrease quality (@when_my_imposter_was_sus)
9. go back 1 minute (@hahayeahbot2)
10. play hardware store (@hahayeahbot2)
11. Next instance of "no" or "know" switches to Everything You Know is Wrong (@Idk-c5c)
12. play polkamania (@lynchris15)
13. low framerate for 10 seconds (@lynchris15)
14. play trapped in the drive-thru at 4x speed (@rodshroom)
15. Reverse the sound (@Austin-ty6py)
16. Make everything purple (@Austin-ty6py)
17. dylan allegations (@Profile-y8h)
18. DOUBLE EVENT
19. Change to "Albuquerque but ran through "Change Pitch" in Audacity 42 times" for 10 seconds (@Profile-y8h)
20. Rest of video uses audio from "Albuquerque but Miracle Machine is awful at recording his voice" (@pizzamccheeseburger5527)
21. Play Everything You Know is Wrong but every "black is white, up is down, and short is long" plays the bfam 1 deleted scene (@spheretehrobloxplayer)
22. Play The Blue Shell Incident (@spheretehrobloxplayer)
23. Play Happy Noodle Vs Sad Noodle (@Bubbamungo)
24. Play Hello, Fred The Beard (@Bubbamungo)
25. Slow down to 0.3x speed for 10 seconds (@liamsarchivedvideosnojoke) (Edited for the sake of everyone)
26. A quarter of the screen disappears for 8 seconds (@DozenWeaselBox)
27. Play I've Got A Little List (@RobertHareton)
28. Put an image of zelda in the middle of the screen (@Not-Miracle-Machine)
29. Restart and slow down to 0.1x speed for 45 seconds (@thegamers5339)