Hermitcraft - The Musical (JCTheFluteMan Megamix)

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In celebration of ten videos on my channel, I humbly present Hermitcraft - The Musical. This is a mashup of every Hermitcraft remix/song I’ve made so far, featuring the vocal talents of Grian, PythonGB, Xisumavoid, Stressmonster101, GoodTimesWithScar, ZombieCleo, and BdoubleO100. Comment below which one line in this song wasn't in any of my previous videos! You can help me out by sharing my artistic masterpieces with anyone who’ll listen, and subscribe for more nonsense coming soon.

For the full songs, lyrics, and links to all the people and videos I sampled the vocals from, check out the playlist here: https://tinyurl.com/y4lbxyz2

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LYRICS:

Part 1 - Stress & Bdubs (0:00)

Stress: Hi! How are you?
Bdubs: I'm very busy building right now. How you holding up out here?
Stress: I'm in a very singy mood today. God knows why that is, but I definitely am. Fancy coming on a trip?
Bdubs: Yes, okay!
Stress: Are you ready for this? We’re gonna go on an adventure. We are going to transport a very, very special villager that I do not want to die.
Bdubs: What?

Flame 'im! Uhuh. Why didn't 'e flame?
This is a strong bow, and I've got a powerful aim.
Dance! I dance! Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
Recieve this flame, and then we'll see!

Stress: One!
Bdubs: Haha!
Stress: Two!
Bdubs: Yes!
Stress: Three!
Bdubs: And you're the last one, huh?
Stress: Yes. We've got this, okay?
Bdubs: Okay!
Stress: We are pals; we're gonna do this together!
Xisuma: Orange and blue! Orange and blue!

Part 2 - ZombieCleo, Xisuma, & Grian (0:44)

Cleo: I'm in a hole, and I'm murdering some cows.
Murder, murder, cows. Murder, murder, cows!
I'm in a hole, and I'm murdering some cows.
Will you just bloody die and give me leather?

Xisuma: I killed a drowned, and the drowned dropped a trident.
Cleo: Murder, murder, cows. Murder, murder, cows!
Grian: Mumbo Jumbo, you are AFK!
Xisuma: I killed a drowned, and the drowned dropped a trident.
Orange and blue! Orange and blue! Orange and blue, but then I went no!
Grian: I'm gonna take that moustache away!
Xisuma: This is pirateland, we gotta do something dark and ghastly.
Grian: Pi-pi-pickles on the seafloor! Mumbo Jumbo, you are AFK!
Cleo: I'm in a hole, and I'm murdering some cows.
Xisuma: This is pirateland, we gotta do something dark and ghastly.
Grian: Pi-pi-pickles on the seafloor! I'm gonna take that moustache away!
Cleo: Will you just bloody die and give me leather?

Grian: Pickles. Pickles on the sea floor.
Pickles! Pickles on the sea floor.
Pickles! Pickles on the sea floor!
Planting pickles all day long!

Xisuma: I killed a drowned, and the drowned dropped-
Grian: Pickles!
Cleo: Murder, murder, cows. Murder, murder-
Grian: Pickles!
Xisuma: Oh, what are we gonna be doing now? We're gonna be-
Grian: Planting pickles all day long!

Stress: What the hell is Grian going on about?

Part 3 - Scar and Python (1:40)

Scar: Deep into the secret pirate cave, I have created Shulker Hotel.
Python: Right, let's get in here, and we can go up, because there's gonna be a shulker box on top of here, right?
Scar: That's right; up here we've got your granite.
Python: Like, on the ceiling?
Scar: Yeah.
Python: Yeah, there he is. Shulker box on the ceiling!
Scar: Lookin' super fancy all tucked away. Look at the size!
Python: There's even a thing down there.
Scar: And yeah! And maybe we'll do it today.
Python: Look at this, Scar! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Doo-doo-doo-doo! Doo-doo-doo-doo!
Scar: We have a lot of work to do, my friend.
Python: I'm sorry, I shouldn't sing.

Part 4 - Everyone! (2:19)

Grian: Let's see if this has made any difference whatsoever.
Stress: I've got to go and do something everyone. I need to go and murder something.
Da-dada-dah! We have a wither skull!
I am now the wither! Wither is now murdered!
Oh, this is exciting!
Now look, I have a gorgeous beacon!

(Python: Whatchoo gonna do, son?
Stress: Get some blaze rods!
Python: Whatchoo gonna do, son?
Stress: Get some blaze rods!
Python: Whatchoo gonna do, son?
Stress: Get some blaze rods!)

Grian: Mumbo Jumbo, you are AFK.
(Mumbo Jumbo, you are AFK.)
I'm gonna take that moustache away.
(I'm gonna take that moustache away.)
Mumbo, Mumbo, Mumbo AFK,
(Mumbo, Mumbo, Mumbo, Mumbo)
Cleo: I'm in a hole, and I'm murdering some cows!
Xisuma: I killed a drowned, and the drowned dropped a trident!
Grian: I'm gonna take that moustache away!
(Planting pickles all day long!)
Bdubs: Thankyou. Goodbye!