The Earthquake Drill Began, The Human Slept Through It Face-Down on a Landmine Manual | HFY Story

The Earthquake Drill Began, The Human Slept Through It Face-Down on a Landmine Manual | HFY Story

The earthquake drill on Orbital Research Platform Meridian was designed to simulate the end of worlds.
Seismic resonance generators liquefied floors. Walls twisted with force meant to crack planetary crusts.
Every species ran. Every alarm screamed.

And one human… snored.

Commander Dante Rodriguez lay face-down on an Advanced Landmine Disposal Manual, drooling onto diagrams of proximity fuses while aliens panicked around him.

He slept through the evacuation sirens.

He turned pages with his face.

He learned demolition procedures in his sleep.

By the time the facility was collapsing, Dante had accidentally memorized the galaxy’s hidden emergency bunker network, improvised precision explosives, and punched an exit straight into classified infrastructure nobody knew existed.

The aliens thought the drill tested seismic survival.
In truth, it tested human absurdity—and the galaxy failed.

This is an HFY (Humanity, F* Yeah!) story** about a man who slept through apocalypse practice, woke up, and casually rewrote galactic emergency protocols.

Perfect for fans of sci-fi chaos, alien misunderstandings, and humans treating extinction-level events like nap time.

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