The War of 1812, Canadian Edition - Lyrics by Ken Kirk, music by Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie.

WARNING: THIS SONG IS NOT BY THE ARROGANT WORMS
I wrote the lyrics for this song performed by "Three Dead Troll In A Baggie". Wes Borg was at my apt. arguing that Canada was useless and wimpy and also implying I didn't know how to write a song (as if) so I grabbed and envelope and wrote this song in maybe three minutes and shoved it in his pretentious stupid face. And then when he left the envelope was gone. And I have a witness to that. So fuck him and his two faced lazy thieving lack of acknowledgement of my lyrical authorship and that it was my inspiration that created the song in the first place. And if Wes Borg want's to challenge me on the authorship then I'll gladly kick his ass in court for the publicity it generates, lol.

Until then he gets free use of my lyrics, the phony two-faced twit.
LOL LOL LOL

To me the funniest part was when Karma and some fellow named Robert MacGillivray came into the picture. Robert made this video for the song and some how wrongly accredited the tune to "The Arrogant Worms", a band from WInnipeg. I just trimmed this video short at the end to cut Robert's incorrect credit off. Since then the song has been shared and posted and people have even created more videos for the same audio track that also don't accredit to Three Dead Troll In A Baggie, Wes Borg and of course not myself. The song is quite popular in Canada now and is widely known as an Arrogant Worms song. So to me it was like karma kicked Wes Borg in the butt by making it so he didn't get credit for the song either, lol.

I truly enjoy having authored the lyrics for this song now that Trump made lunatic 51st state noises.

Here is a link to the video that Wes claims to be the official version of the song. It's the only video of the song being performed live that I know of. Check it out, I love it.

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