Can You Two Shot Every Boss in Dark Souls 2? (The Backlogs Contest)

I'm even more miserable than usual in this one.

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Music used (coming soon):
Special Stage - Sonic Mania
The Incarcerated - Ghost Trick Phantom Detective
Intervallo IV-1 Battle Theme - Limbus Company
Wicked Plan - Persona 5
On To Grasstown - Cave Story
Who Will Seize Tomorrow - Super Mario Party
A Targeted Redhead - Ghost Trick Phantom Detective
Robo Gang Johnny - Chrono Trigger
5pm - Animal Crossing (Gamecube)
Spear of Justice - Undertale
Underground Theme Remix - Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Towering Treetop - Mario Party 6
Wandering the Plains - Super Mario World Restored
Professor Laventon's Theme - Pokemon Legends Arceus
Stardust Fields Area 64 - Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions
Palmtree Panic Past - Sonic CD
Cocoa Cave - Kirby Super Star
Delightful Spekkio - Chrono Trigger
Basin Keep - Crosscode
Pokemart - Pokemon HG/SS
File Select - Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Special World 8 (Crown) - Super Mario 3D Land
Have a Nice Talk - Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story
It's Showtime - Undertale
Life is Beautiful - Deadly Premonition
Tidal Tempest Present - Sonic CD
Interrogation Room - Persona 5
Mystic Cave - Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Wario City - Mario Super Sluggers
Pac-Man's Park - Super Smash Bros. for Wii U
Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn't Receive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything - Undertale
Mushroom Shop - Mario Party 1
An Ending - Undertale
Nay! The Honor is All Ours - Monster Hunter World: Iceborne
Eliter Four Battle - Pokemon Black/White
Memories of School - Persona 3 Reload
Re_Despair Syndrome - Danganronpa 2
Budew Drop Inn - Pokemon Sword/Shield
4 Minutes Before Death - Ghost Trick Phantom Detective
Angela - Library of Ruina
Trap Tower - Sonic Mania
The Death That I Deservioli - Pizza Tower
After the Battle - Persona 3 Reload
Hokma Suppression - Lobotomy Corporation
Hopes and Dreams - Undertale
Butterfly Kiss - Persona 5
Buena's Password - Pokemon HG/SS
Tourney Battle List - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Cipher Peon Battle - Pokemon XD Gale of Darkness
Mechanical Rhythm - Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition
Fortress Boss Remix (Super Mario Bros. 3) - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Guest Theme - Library of Ruina
Semi Final Battle - Pokemon Colosseum
Serpent Eating the Ground - Bravely Default
Fanfare - Chrono Trigger