Certified Young and Fresh - by difotodito

Thanks to my steppies friends for making this happen! You guys rock!

Certified Young and Fresh


Checking out the cheapest flight
Book a ticket from my credit card
I'm doing my best to get on board
Just to reach the god damn shore

I'm packing my bag way below 7kg
Won't forget my spare undies
So many beaches to hit and dive
With my friends, oh god damn good friends!

Uuuuh certified young and fresh, yeah...
Uuuuh I'm quite sure I'm certified!

Arrived safely on the beach
Catching up with my friends
At first don't know what to say
In the end I just say "Hello!"

Talking about beach I have a riddle
What is this famous thing jungle man likes?
Hairy on the outside, wet on the inside!
Yeah, it's a fresh and yummy young coconut! Chood!

Uuuuh certified young and fresh, yeah...
Uuuuh I'm quite sure I'm certified!

I got this name from one of my friend
"Rajnikanth" his name if you can say it well
Rajnikanth doesn't answer nature's call
But nature answers Rajnikanth's call, yeah!

When he goes to a gym for a workout
John Abraham says "Damn this guy is pretty strong!"
And when Rajnikanth uses all the weights
John again says "Rajnikanth, I love you I do!"

Uuuuh certified young and fresh, yeah...
Uuuuh I'm quite sure I'm certified!