I am the Disoster (Dynamo Dream Ep. 3 Credits Song)

Written & performed by ‪@IanHubert2‬ , originally from    • A Pete Episode - DYNAMO DREAM  
I love this song. It's somehow both silly and semi-serious simultaneously, and it's got me feeling nostalgic for characters I've only known since yesterday.

LYRICS:
Ah, some dick prob'ly invented the word to describe how I'm feeling today
But it's for sure grandiloquently obscure, so I'm gonna stick with "hey hey!"
I've been around the country, or at least around the county
Met a lotta people, least like 10 or 20
And every last one said the same thing to me:
"I gotta go to bed in like 10 minutes!"
Ah, so!

Let's go back to the desert again, and do crime for the rest of our li-i-i-ives!
It's nice to be wanted, and it says it on the poster
You'll never feel more alive than flirting with disoster!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
[Pirates singing and grunting]

I remember being younger-
Guess that's all we all remember-
But I recall most fondly our old sanctum in December.
In the belly of that war machine, half-flooded from the rain,
The sound and smell of onions on our makeshift fire-
And damn it all, I miss you still!
Propriety, society's a "Why" to me,
So fire me- I try to be the guy you need - Anxiety!
I'm dying see, 'cause piracy's inside me from the start
And the city got your soul, but for a while I had your heart.

So, let's go back to the desert again, and do crime for the rest of our li-i-i-ives!
It's nice to be wanted, and it says it on the poster
You'll never feel more alive than flirting with disoster!

Now, let's go back to the desert again, and do crime for the rest of our lives (These are better times, than they were before)
It's nice to be wanted, and it says it on the poster (Someone hand me my spear! I had scurvy in my soul! I'm so glad that you're here!)
You'll never feel more alive than flirting with disoster!
Ohhh!
I am the disoster!