🎧Funk, Nu-Funk, West-Coast Phonk | Certified Funkaholic Vol. 007 – Operation Stank Protocol 🕶️💣

🎧 Certified Funkaholic Vol. 007 – Operation: Stank Protocol 🕶️💣

Certified Funkaholic Vol.007 is about to be the mission, agent. I’m talkin’ tuxedos with sweatbands, martinis in red cups, and basslines stealthier than a midnight lowrider. We got the groove gadgets, the sonic smoke bombs, and the kind of drop that makes MI6 file a noise complaint.

In fact, it’s so damn funky… that Funk was detected in the water supply — now the whole town might start walking with extra shoulder roll. Cows might stop farting into the atmosphere for 45 minutes out of sheer respect. Siri might blush, Alexa drop it low, and Google Assistant just whisper, “Give us more, daddy, please.” And your Grandma might slap your Momma and demand everyone address her as “Double-Ol-Diva.”

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Track list:

00:00 LA Groove - Sunset (Funkier mix)
03:33 Next Generation Phon - Let's talk
06:26 Mr. Groove - Grandpa Groovin
09:06 Mr. Kush - That Sweet Kush
12:09 LoFi NuPhonk - Syncopated
14:40 LoFi Tapes - Pass The Tape
17:12 Pop & Lock - Dance
20:47 Funkcat - Disco Mirage
23:38 Funkcat- Funk That
26:13 Funkier - Coochie
29:18 Funkcat - Mouse
32:22 King - Follow
35:21 Groove Patrol - Doin It
38:14 LA Groove - Sunset (Sax Mix)
41:28 LaidBack - Livin'
43:46 Little Fatty - Neon Nights
47:00 LoFi NuPhonk - Part Two
50:02 Pimp MeLLoDick - LA Nights
52:26 Mr. Groove - G Groove
55:08 LoFi NuPhonk - Part One
57:56 LoFi NuPhonk - Part Three
01:01:19 LA Groove - Sunset Phonk
01:04:01 DAWG - Burgers
01:06:45 Deep Dre - Whispers of the Night
01:09:37 Lady Of Phonk - London Nights
01:12:05 LoFi NuPhonk - Part Four
01:15:45 LoFi NuPhonk - Baguette
01:17:50 Big Funky - West Coast Waves
01:20:22 White Snow - Untitled
01:23:10 V.S.O.Phonk- Love

🕵️‍♂️ Certified Funkaholic behavior detected. You have been granted Level 9000 Funk Clearance.

Proceed with stealth, style, and subwoofers.

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Contact: [email protected]

Side effects may include: shoulder rolls, head nods, spontaneous struts, and questioning your pre-Funkaholic music taste.

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