D-O-T-A (Dota 2 Parody)

This year, something different - a quick song for the singles this Valentine's Day! There's always Dota.
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Original: L-O-V-E - Nat King Cole
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LYRICS

D is for the days I've been online
O's the only way I spend free time
T is for the trench and, please don't even mention
A is all the MMR I've tanked in ranked so far

Dota is all that I will play today
Who needs love when there's a team to flame
They get my confession
But cyka blyat, they all speak Russian
Dota please be my valentine (sob)

D is for the drow who feeds at mid
O's for obs wards that we never get
T is for my tears and all these wasted years and
A's for AFK's who leave right when we're in their base

Dota is all that I will play today
Don't need a date when I can lose some games
They say love comes easy
But I'm alone watching Arteezy
Dota please be my valentine (sob)

send single qt's to my inbox pls