Beanstalk Boogie

🕺 “I traded a cow for magic — didn’t say it was a fair trade.”
Jack’s back — but this time, he’s got rhythm, greed, and zero regrets.

“Beanstalk Boogie” is a retro-funk retelling of Jack and the Beanstalk, where theft meets style and the clouds bounce to the beat. Susynoid turns the classic fairytale upside-down, giving the “villain” a groove and a golden harp solo.

🌱 Artist: Susynoid
🎶 Lyrics & Concept: Susynoid
🎧 Style Tags: fairytale funk, outlaw groove, myth-hop, animated rap, storycore

💰 What to expect:
– Moonwalking past giants
– A harp that screams and a goose that hums
– Sky-cracking basslines
– A protagonist with zero moral arc and all the moves

💬 Drop a 🌱 if you’d rob heaven for a vibe.
🎧 Like, comment, and climb that stalk if you're into chaotic folktale rewrites.

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[Intro – Spoken over funky bass]
Yo, I traded a cow for some magic...
Didn’t say it was a fair trade.

[Verse 1]
Snuck out the hut, sun barely up
Bag full of beans, not givin' a—what
Mama said, “You sold our soul,”
But I see green where she sees gold

Climbed that stalk like it owed me rent
Through clouds where the sky got bent
Big man sleepin’ in a castle of funk
I tiptoe past with a grin and a trunk

[Pre-Chorus]
He said:
"Fee-fi-fo-fum, who's thumpin’ my beat?"
But I just moonwalked past with magical heat
Took his gold, took his bird, took his harp with a hum
I ain’t runnin’ from a fight—just dancin’ till I’m done

[Chorus]
Beanstalk boogie, I break what’s divine
Stealin' that groove from a world not mine
I don't need morals, I just need shine
Up in the sky where the giants cry

[Verse 2]
Goose lays gold while she hums in tune
Feathers glow like a disco moon
Castle trembles, the bassline cracks
I left footprints in the clouds and never looked back

Snatched that harp, it sang for peace
Now it screams in my hands, beggin' release
But I got moves and I got greed
I'm the villain in the tale they didn’t know they’d need

[Pre-Chorus 2]
He said:
"Boy, why you breakin’ heaven for a high?"
I said:
"Cause I was born too low to even try"
Cut the stalk, dropped the beat from the sky
Watched the funk god fall—and didn’t blink an eye

[Chorus]
Beanstalk boogie, I break what’s divine
Stealin' that groove from a world not mine
I don't need morals, I just need shine
Up in the sky where the giants cry

[Bridge – Giant’s Voice, distorted and fading]
“You danced through dreams, tore down the gate
The rhythm you stole will seal your fate...”

[Breakdown – Jack’s Last Laugh]
Now I boogie in the ruins, king of theft
Took everything, nothin’ left
If you see a stalk, don’t climb too far
Cause even heaven got its graveyard stars

[Final Chorus – Slowed & Echoed]
Beanstalk boogie, I broke the line
Between the dream and the bottom grind
Climb too high, you might find
The villain’s face... is lookin' like mine