Vanduul Blues

Lyrics:
I was floatin’ through the starlanes,
Hearin’ that cosmic hum…
Yeah, driftin’ through the starlanes,
Feelin’ space get cold and numb.
Then a Vanduul warship slithered in,
Beat those drums like war had come.

They were bangin’ on their hull plates,
Swingin’ blades from star to star.
Yeah, bangin’ on those hull plates,
Tryin’ to act all big and hard.
But that shadow in their swagger
Said the truth ain’t travelin’ far.

They got the blues…
Oh, the Vanduul got them heavy, heavy blues…
Tryin’ to scare the whole ’verse silly,
But we all see the hidden clues.
And when that chorus hits, you know it’s all because of their…
SMALL PEE PEEEEEEEEEEE!

They blast apart the jump points,
Roarin’ loud from dusk to day.
Yeah, blastin’ all those jump points,
Chasin’ every ship away.
But deep inside that battle cry
Is somethin’ tiny cryin’ “Hey…”

Now I ain’t throwin’ no shade,
’Cause pride is tough to keep intact.
No, I ain’t throwin’ no shade,
But truth is truth and that’s a fact.
When your worries are pocket-sized…
The blues come sneakin’ in exact.

They got the blues…
Oh, the Vanduul got them heavy, heavy blues…
Tryin’ to scare the whole ’verse silly,
But we all see the hidden clues.
And when that chorus hits, you know it’s all because of their…
SMALL PEE PEEEEEEEEEEE!

They got the blues…
Oh, the Vanduul got them deep, deep blues…
Tryin’ to rule the stars with fury,
But you know they’re bound to lose.
And when that final line comes crashin’ down, it’s all because of that…
SMALL PEE PEEEEEEEEEEE!