I Won't Let My Attention Span Stop Me From (1966)

Stay focused on this 1960s pop vinyl track from Linda Ferrari, brought to you via ai music magic.

“I remember our high school biology teacher telling her that goldfish probably have fine attention spans, but she got up mid-sentence and jumped out the window because she thought she heard an ice cream truck,” Chet Trotter recounted in a deposition.

“With Linda you had to learn to play the changes,” producer Quarter Brown said of his manic former client. “And I don’t mean chords. I mean songs. We’d get through a verse of one and she’d just start singing a different one. It was f**kin’ chaos. I learned a lot more about editing than I ever thought I would in those couple years. Her ex-husband Freddy told me all this sh*t about her – and cause I worked close with both of em I didn’t want to take sides – but I tell ya, when she was finally put away I wasn’t surprised. Everything that dude told me was on point. He’s lucky too. Only found that bottle of arsenic next to the teapot because she got distracted by a butterfly and jumped out the window to chase it. Wasn’t the first time she’d tried to off the poor guy either. If she’d had even one more lick of focus those Shore Trotters woulda been Shore Goners.”

Charges against Linda Ferrari would ultimately be dropped due to lack of evidence of intent. She would live wild and free, manically recording records and infrequently attending her own concerts until ultimately going crazy at a baking competition, leading to her interment in Frontera women’s prison in California.

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