Rambo: Last Blood (2019) Movie Review

The flick is just dull and boring...other than maybe 5 minutes in the finale in the tunnels...but that's it.

This movie drew first blood...and I'm the one who draws LAST.

The Rambo films are my favorite franchise...I love ALL FOUR of them. But this one? Sadly, Rambo: Last Blood is what I feared. A pointless, forgettable affair. The only action of the film is at the last 15 minutes and you saw all of that in the trailers (both the red band and the other trailers).

One note villains that are forgettable 5 seconds after finishing the movie. Even at 90 minutes this flick was a chore to sit through and I'm one of the biggest Rambo fans out there. This flick doesn't feel like a Rambo film. It's like Sly had a script and then just changed it to Rambo.

What happens in the first hour? Hell, I'll tell you know (spoilers).

Rambo tries to save people in a cheap looking flood. He only saves one. Maybe one scene deals with anything PTSD when he is in the tunnels (why he has tunnels when I don't remember one single moment or dialogue in the previous flicks mentioning he was a tunnel rat or such? I have zero idea). The teen girl, who I care nothing for, goes to Mexico to find her dad even after Rambo says it's dangerous AND was told her mother was beaten by the guy. In other words...this girl is a dumb FUCK.

Girl sees her dad, is taken, Rambo goes down there, gets beaten up, a random journalist finds him who is in the flick for 5 minutes, he heals, kills like 4 people with a hammer which you say in the trailer, gets the girl and the girl dies from drug overdose...thus making the movie even more pointless.

That's over an hour of the movie...of a fuckin RAMBO movie. You can talk about First Blood but even that had more action (the motorycle chase, fighting the cops in the police station, hunting the officers in the woods) than this.

Now...the ending. Honestly? People say 'the last 15 minutes' but I would say just like 5 Minutes of the last 15 (in the tunnels) are 'over the top gory fun'.

Is a movie worth it for 5 minutes? Hell, wait until the film gets on Blu-ray and someone will rip those 5 minutes and put it on youtube. Or just watch the red band trailer which gives it all away.

Even the score is just recycled music from part 4. And someone told me this was better than part 2 and 3? What?

FUCK this movie.

This is cheap direct to video GARBAGE.

Sly? Please, just retire.