🎸 Snert's Alive (Kitchen Nightmares) 🍲

🎸 SNERT’S ALIVE! (Kitchen Nightmares Parody)
When Magic Moon tries to cook traditional Elven split-pea soup (Snert)… but cranks the magic to 11 and accidentally summons a green slime tentacle monster!
Joan Jett-style AI rock banger starring:
🪓 Magic Moon
🦃 Nugget the Uncarved (battle turkey)
🐺 Dog (hellhound co-pilot)
A Gordon Ramsay Kitchen Nightmares episode on fantasy steroids! 🤘🍲💥

🎸 Snert's Alive (Kitchen Nightmares) 🍲Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
I’m Magic Moon in black leather, runes glowin’ on my skin
Stirrin’ up my cauldron, let the winter feast begin
Split peas are dancin’, pork bones romancin’, carrots in the flame
I turned the magic way too high—now I’m the one to blame
(Pre-Chorus)
The pot starts to rumble, green light fills the room
One extra rune too many… and I just sealed my doom
(Chorus)
SNERT! It’s alive! Green slime on the rise
Tentacles of pea soup reachin’ for the skies
Kitchen’s turned to chaos, pots and pans collide
But I’ve got my axe, Nugget’s by my side
Dog’s barkin’ thunder, feathers flyin’ free
Ain’t no soup monster gonna get the best of me
I love rock ’n’ roll—and I’m takin’ down this Snert!
(Verse 2)
It slithers up the cabinets, grabs the garlic in its grip
Flings open the icebox, lets the mead bottle slip
Nugget the Uncarved goes full battle-turkey wild
Gobblin’ up the green stuff with a warrior’s smile
Dog’s a whirlwind of fury, teeth flashin’ left and right
We’re slidin’ through the veggies in this crazy kitchen fight
(Pre-Chorus)
I raise my battle ladle, runes burnin’ cherry bright
One more scoop of this madness and we’re losin’ the night
(Chorus)
SNERT! It’s alive! Green slime touchin’ the ceiling
Tentacles try to grab me—but I’m far from kneelin’
Stove’s a roaring dragon, counters slick with flame
Nugget rides a tendril like it’s a wild war game
Dog sinks his teeth in deep, I swing my axe with might
Time to send this soup beast back into the night
I love rock ’n’ roll—and I’m takin’ down this Snert!
(Bridge)
It whispers in old Elvish, “Join me, Moon, be one…”
I laugh right in its face and crank my axe to stun
This kitchen is my stage, you pea-slime wannabe
One power-chord roar—now feel the wrath of me!
(Pre-Chorus)
Cause the whirlwind of fury, teeth flashin' left and right
We're sliding through the veggies in the grocery trunk he's in!
(Final Chorus – bigger)
SNERT! It’s alive! Green slime on the rise!
Tentacles of pea soup, oh he tastes so fine!
Green spine alive, turban made of sheen
Telling people in the soul just what it means
Seconds have arrived. Sky has left behind
(Outro)
SNERT! It’s alive! SNERT! It’s alive!
Death is pea soup tentacles, death is alive!
Seconds have arrived. Sky has left behind
Snert!

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100% AI-Generated. No elves, turkeys, dogs, or sentient soups were harmed in the making of this nightmare

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