"Thriller" Michael Jackson parody (Spinner)

What did Palpatine do in his free time? He chilled in his palace and did karaoke, of course! Every Monday, King Palpy releases classic and popular songs reimagined as Star Wars parodies. Lyrics are included BELOW so you can sing along!

Yep. Made a song about my chair. Nice, right? Spins in both directions! Wheeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!


I do not own Star Wars. Clips are from LucasFilm. I also do not own the song. All materials are used for parody and entertainment. Don't be bombad.

LYRICS:

It’s close to midnight,
And something evil’s lurking in the dark.
A victory sweet, you see a fleet
That almost stops your heart.

You visit me, and terror
Takes the sound before you take it.
You start to freeze as horror looks
you right between the eyes.
You must realize:

I’ve got a spinner, spin all night.
And nothing’s going to save you
From my Vader ‘bout to strike.
Spinner! Spin all night.
You’re fighting for your life
From a killer spinner night!

Don’t need a lame chair,
No stormtrooper guns set to stun.
I need some real flair,
Some furniture to get the job done.

You close your eyes,
And hope that this is just imagination. Gurl.
But all the while, you hear
A Sith Lord creepin’ up behind.
You’re out of time.

I’ve got a spinner! Spin all night.
There aint no second chance
against the thing with the yellow eyes.
Spinner! Spin all night.
Have fun in both directions
With a killer, spinner tonight.

Rebels call battle and their ships
Just die in their masquarade.
There’s no escaping the jaws
Of the emperor this time.
This is the fight of your life.
Sorry.

I’m out to get you,
Got fighters closin’ in on every side.
I will possess you,
If you really want to go change the tide
Now is the time for you and I
To cuddle close together.
So try to lean, come scooch
on next to sexy Palpatine.
I’ll make you see:

I’ve got a spinner! Spin all night.
Girl, I could thrill you more than any Jedi ever try.
Spinner! Spin all night.
Have fun in both directions
With a killer, spinner, chiller, thriller here tonight.
I’ve got a spinner! Spin all night.
Girl I could thrill you more than any Jedi ever try.
Spinner! Spin all night.
Have fun in both directions
With a killer spinner tonight!

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand.
My TIES howl in search of blood
To terrorize y’all’s Cosmic Karaoke.
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul of getting down
Must stand against the ships of hell
And rot inside a corpse’s shell.

The foulest stench is in the air,
The funk of forty thousand years.
And Sith spirits of every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom.

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver.
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the spinner.

(laugh maniacally)

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