Trust Us – Harley Quinn | Hazbin Hotel A.I. Concept Cover

Trust Us – Harley Quinn | Hazbin Hotel A.I. Concept Cover

⚠️ Fan project — not affiliated with Vivziepop/Hazbin Hotel or the creators of DC.

HARLEY:
Heya, sugar! Come on in — here’s your key!
Lemme grab your bag, wait’ll ya see
This joint, it’s a freakin’ dream —
If ya parked your wheels, I’ll stamp your slip for free!
Everyone here’s family, capisce?

(Giggles)
Yeah, dysfunctional family, but family!

Hey! Hands off the mallet, buster — that’s mine!

You’re gonna love it here, I promise!
And did I mention? It’s free!
(Well… emotionally expensive, but who’s countin’?)

It’s worth the price, puddin’!
Unless you’re a **** — then I charge extra.

We got drunks, punks, and glitter in the air,
Sticky floors, chaos everywhere!
Don’t mind the holes in the wall —
That’s just where I kinda lost it last Tuesday.

You made a killer choice comin’ here, doll,
‘Cause redemption? Totally possible! I think!
If not, well, that’s a whole therapy session I ain’t ready for…
Lost a pal, lost my mind, but hey — look at me now!
Smilin’, swingin’, survivin’!

There’s a bar — grab a beer, or don’t,
I don’t judge, I just pour and talk too much.

We can live in harmony!
(Or at least try not to blow the place up before lunch!)

Now repeat after me, sweethearts:
I’m checkin’ in! (I’m checkin’ in!)
I’m seekin’ guidance! (Uh, sure, whatever that means!)
I’ll never turn to violence! (Okay, maybe a smidge…)
I’m checkin’ in!

Ain’t this great? Free therapy and a minibar!

But oh-ho, what’s this?
Some slick-talking schmucks from the big leagues?

(Mocking voice)
“Hey baby, redemption’s boring, wanna be a star?”

Ugh, I know your type — suits, contracts, and creeps.
“Let’s glam you up, doll, fix your face, sell your soul!”
Yeah, yeah, snip, snip, snip — buzz off!

You can’t outshine me, sugar, I am the main event!

You trademarked my what now?!
Please, I’ve been uncopyrightable since birth!

Now ya done bored the crowd,
They’ve flipped the channel,
Show’s canceled — I told ya, fame’s a fickle witch!

So pack it up, boys — outta my haven!
This clown runs the show, got it?

Snip, snip, snip, *******!
Tell your friends:
No one outdoes Harley freakin’ Quinn.
No one outbuzzes me.

Now come on in, sugar,
Here’s your key —
Let’s see how sweet your afterlife can be!

Why be nice when you can be infamous?
That’s the Harley Guarantee, puddin’!

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