Hotel Lux - Tabloid Newspaper

LYRICS


My favorite thing about telling a story is you can bollocks your way along
I start a first-order little white lie and then I just carry on
I like to blur the line between style and substance just to get my point across
I like to blur the line between truth and bollocks just to get my point across


I'm like a tabloid newspaper
Like a preacher man
Devoid of integrity
I'm a liar
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth


I'm very keen on the notion of fortuity just to make it a better song
I love the idea of bending a tale just to make it a better one
We never really sat at the bar
[?] Danny Dyer
Drinking Stella Artois
Who do you think I am?
Do you think I'm an honest man?
(No I don't!)


I'm like a tabloid newspaper
Like a preacher man
Devoid of integrity
I'm a liar
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth


I was always told that the very best lyrics would come straight from the heart
I was always told that the every lyric I wrote it would tear me apart
I would have a notebook full of my deepest thoughts
And I would sing them to a tune
And my iPhone full of little clever lines
I think I'm out of tune
I think I'm out of tune!


I'm like a tabloid newspaper
Like a preacher man
Devoid of integrity
I'm a liar
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth