The Complete Holy Lornography (1 of 2)

Part 1 of a long and pathetic chatlog between a 36 year old groomer and what he thought was a kid, but was really an adult who played along for an entire month. Then, on his birthday, he drove down from Nashville, TN, to Bowling Green, KY, where he met Chris Hansen.
I had originally uploaded this with all the screenshots, all the available chat messages shown on-screen, etc. But... YT didn't go for that. In fact, I was given a strike and sent back to the drawing board. I said, "Wayuhl. Yell at me, why dontcha?" and they, well, they basically told me to go phuq myself.
In this re-upload I have gone with a format very much like the original Based Shaman video. Bless Based Shaman, btw. He is absolutely the inspiration for this effort.
Some edits to the content have been made to avoid another strike. All of the naughty words have been replaced with sound effects. Some things, like Kayla's age, have been muted, while a graphic representation of the muted words will be shown on-screen. If you hear something muted, just look at the video to see what was said. The complete, unedited version with all the screenshots is available on my Patreon.
Finally, I have included the phone calls at the points where they landed during the original interaction between Lorne and Kayla. At the end, you will find the 'Lornegasm' footage acquired by Ember Enfierno.
Thanks to Mr. Mussels, DD and all my supporters for their help in seeing that this got made.

Disclaimer: This video discusses real-life criminal cases and individuals featured on To Catch a Predator. While humor and commentary are used to provide insight and critique, these are not intended to support, condone, or excuse any illegal activities or harmful behaviors. The purpose of this content is to examine the show and raise awareness about online safety, not to harass or bully any individual.
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