Soda Pop Riot - She tastes like hell! | Fast 90s Skate Punk & Comedy Rock Anthem

"She looks like heaven... but there's a funky little secret." 🤢🎸

Sonosomnia turns up the speed and lowers the hygiene standards with Soda Pop Riot's debut single, "She tastes like hell!" This is a high-octane Skate Punk disaster story about the girl of your dreams turning into a nightmare as soon as you get close.

Channeling the raw, comedic energy of 90s legends like Blink-182 and NOFX, this track features relentless double-time drums, catchy power chords, and nasally vocals that tell a hilarious cautionary tale. She might be a ten, but some things you just can't overlook.

Get ready for the fastest, catchiest, and grossest love song you'll hear all year.

🎵 Genre: Skate Punk / 90s Pop Punk / Comedy Rock / Alt Rock
💖 Mood: Comedic / High-Energy / Raunchy / Fast / Fun / Sarcastic

This track is for:
🛹 Shredding at the skate park with your friends.
🍕 Fans of the juvenile, high-speed humor of Blink-182, Sum 41, NOFX, and Bowling For Soup.
😂 Anyone who has ever been on a date that went horribly, horribly wrong.
🤘 Jumping around your room until you break something.
🤢 Laughing at a situation that is equal parts hot and gross.

// LYRICS //

"Hey guys, check out that chick over there..."
"She looks tasty, right?"
"Wait 'til you get close... Ugh!"
(1, 2, 3, 4!)
She walks in like a model from a magazine
The hottest body that you have ever seen
Legs up to her neck, a smile that gleams
But I'm picking up a signal that ain't what it seems
There's static in the air when she walks by
A warning sign that flashes in my eye
I bought her a drink, took her back to my place
Can't wait to get busy, can't wait for the chase
But when the clothes came off, I felt a sudden dread
Something resurrected from the living dead!
(Whoa-oh!)
She's a ten, she's a ten, but she's rotten inside!
(Whoa-oh!)
There's a funky little secret that she tries to hide!
Pretty face, nice curves, but a toxic smell
She looks like heaven but she tastes like hell!
(Yeah, she tastes like hell!)
I tried to kiss her neck, I tried to make a move
But the flavor in her mouth, I really don't approve
It tasted like an ashtray mixed with old cheese
I started gagging, begging "Baby, stop it please!"
She wanted to get nasty, wanted to get down
I had to fake a cramp and get out of town
I bought her a drink, took her back to my place
Can't wait to get busy, can't wait for the chase
But when the clothes came off, I felt a sudden dread
Something resurrected from the living dead!
(Whoa-oh!)
She's a ten, she's a ten, but she's rotten inside!
(Whoa-oh!)
There's a funky little secret that she tries to hide!
Pretty face, nice curves, but a toxic smell
She looks like heaven but she tastes like hell!
Seriously man, it was bad.
Like... expired milk bad.
I think I need a shower.
Or two.
GET AWAY FROM ME!
(Whoa-oh!)
She's a ten, she's a ten, but she's rotten inside!
(Whoa-oh!)
There's a funky little secret that she tries to hide!
Pretty face, nice curves, but a toxic smell
She looks like heaven but she tastes like hell!
(Yeah, she tastes like hell!)
"Dude, did you just...?"
"Yeah, I'm out."

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