Advanced Europe Slander

I have been seeing a lot of those Europe slanders videos lately, but they almost all use the same jokes, based on the biggest clichés, which ends up being a bit boring at some point. So, as an European myself, I thought I'd make my own Europe Slander video, with fresh jokes.

A few of the jokes are a bit more subtle though, so if some of the non-europeans among you struggle a bit to understand the jokes, say it in the comments, and I guess I'll write a list explaining them. Probably.
Also, I'm sorry if your country is not the video. I tried to make jokes from things I've seen myself. And unfortunately, I don't have yet an experience with people from all Europe. You can thus guess that I haven't met a lot of people from Northern and Central Europe.

In any case, please enjoy :)