Luo Tianyi - Melancholic (English Sub)

My love for you is like a zongzi -- it's wrapped and tied up tightly to hide something precious inside. ＞(－_－＃)

Song title: 吃货恋爱候群症 (Melancholic: A Glutton in Love)
Composition: Junky
Illustrations/Lyrics: 小鱼 (Small Fish)
PV: Sola
Tuning: 小猫 (Small Cat)
Original upload: http://www.bilibili.tv/video/av330493/
Original song: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10444862

Alternatively: "My love for you is like rice -- it will raise your blood sugar level to unhealthy degrees."
Or, from my lovely encoding friend: "My love for you is like a dou sha bao. It's white on the outside and brown on the inside."

Happy Valentine's Day! This is a (kind of) singable translation for a Tianyi cover/parody of Junky's famous Rin song. Attempts to match syllables = accuracy decreases by 28394723984 times;;; Anyway, I hope you enjoy it! Translation note: "吃货" means someone who eats (/eater?). It's become a kind of nickname/meme for Tianyi ever since Millennium Recipe Song.

Edit: ffff I've been translating "调教" as "instruction," but I think it's actually "tuning"? That makes so much more sense /flail