You Can't Breach The Veitch - Charlie Veitch Tribute Song

Ad Ventures Sounds presents…
“You Can’t Breach The Veitch” – the official Charlie Veitch victory-lap anthem.
⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This is a satirical parody/tribute song. All references to violence are taken from publicly available footage and are used for comedic/critical effect only. No promotion or glorification of real-world violence is intended. Fair use/parody under UK law. 18+ humour.

After the recent “UK Auditors Roast Song” torched the entire scene, I decided to produce the ultimate tribute to the undisputed king who started it all.
Here it is: fifteen years of pure, unbreached dominance – Love Police hugs to Kick of Kabul chaos, winding up protestors, and Fred the bodyguard putting balaclava beta's into orbit one slap-and-kick at a time.

Featuring the some of the greatest recurring characters in the Veitch-Verse:
Fred the Bodyguard – @cultured_thug
Pigeon Nose – still sniffing roasts from three postcodes away
Ponytail Man – forever lunging, forever scalped
Elbow Man – still on his arse wondering what day it is
Slap-and-Kick Man – folded in glorious 4K
and Charlie's famous "Waaaaaaah-waaaaaaah".
So cry harder you delicate flowers and go give the legends their flowers:
Charlie Veitch → @CharlieVeitch
Fred the bodyguard → @cultured_thug
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