The Fake IRS Makes Woman Vomit From Stress

THESE NUMBERS ARE OLD AND DON'T WORK ANYMORE. Please don't call them. I imagine innocent people will eventually have these numbers.

Poor Vivian Realisationsvinstbeskattning just couldn't keep her breakfast down when she was given the overwhelming news that she owed the IRS over $5,000.

Why did this guy sit through the spelling of Realisationsvinstbeskattning? I swear that was like 5 minutes of spelling. I almost said, "S as in scammer", but I didn't want to risk getting hung up on.

In sad news, some footage was lost. I ran out of space two times and had to stall them while I uploaded and deleted. One of the uploads didn't seem to complete and I didn't get to record the whole time I read the fake iTunes code.

What you all missed: I pretended to drive to Lowe's, thought I lost him because it was silent when I told him I was in the parking lot, but when he finally talked again, I said I was inside the store. He asked me to come back outside for some reason. I said, "Why? I'm in here and I'm going to get the Federal Tax Vouchers."

I pretended to ask someone where the cards were. A fake lady said it was in aisle 12. I said I found the cards. He said to look for the iTunes gift cards. I questioned him about the validity of using iTunes and what that had to do with the IRS. He gave me a ridiculous explanation and I agreed to load $500 on each card. He told me to make sure not to talk to him on the phone while I was buying them and if anyone asked, say that I was buying them for my personal use. Again, I had a conversation with a fake lady who said I sure must love music. She said, "That will be $2,000."

Right after this, I ran out of recording space again, started uploading, and it said it was going to take 14 minutes! Ugh! These are the stalls I then tried after he told me to go to my car and read the codes. I really wanted to record that whole part.

I left my keys in the store and needed to go back and get them.
I forgot where I parked because I was stressed.
It was taking me a long time because I sprained my ankle bad yesterday. (Seriously, why was he still talking to me?)
Someone was now blocking my car because they had a load of lumber and didn't park in the loading zone like they should.

He finally says, "Do you have a place to sit?" I said, "No, I'm in the middle of the parking lot." He tells me to take out one of the cards and scratch off the silver strip on the back. Unfortunately I had trouble with that. I had to look for a penny in my purse. That took a while too. He was getting really impatient, so I started reading fake card numbers. By the time I was able to record again, I was on the third reading of the fake code.

He didn't like that it wasn't working, so he hung up. Better than verbal abuse that I have to edit out.

Also, my screaming toddler was being cared for by multiple people in the house. She cries about the following: She's can't have chocolate chips for breakfast. You chose the wrong doggy show on Netflix. She doesn't want her diaper changed ever. She doesn't want the food she just asked for that you gave her. She's mad you won't let her hit you in the face.

Sorry if I grossed anyone out with the fake barfing. This guy's level of gullibility made my day.


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