“How Many Extinction Events Hit Earth?” Human Checked Notes: “You Mean This Week or Total?” | HFY
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“How Many Extinction Events Hit Earth?” — Human Checked Notes: “You Mean This Week or Total?” | HFY
Earth was supposed to be a neat little case study in mass extinction.
Professor Ivette is invited to the Galactic Extinction Review Council to present a “simple geological history” of Earth’s extinction events. Instead, she casually drops that humans are currently living through one, has extinction events scheduled as phone reminders, and accidentally triggers an automated “intervention review” on her homeworld.
When the council unlocks a classified “Extinction Schedule Database,” they discover something worse: the Department of Cosmic Resource Management has been quietly queuing up millennia of overdue extinction events for Earth… because humanity refused to die on schedule.
Now Ivette, Doctor Tera, and an underqualified human law student have one week to file a 940-page “Request for Species Continuation” and prove that humans deserve to exist. Their best arguments?
– Humanity survives out of sheer spite
– Our ancestors filed a complaint on a rock during the Ice Age
– Galactic law accidentally made us extinction-immune for 12,000 years
Bureaucratic gods, cosmic resource managers, Stone-Age legal loopholes, and humanity’s favorite coping mechanism: dark humor.
💀 Genre: HFY, sci-fi, cosmic bureaucracy, dark comedy
🎧 Perfect for: background listening, late-night sci-fi binges, fans of “humans are space orcs” and “paperwork versus gods” stories.
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