Gourmet Race Meta Knight (Starfumu's Lost Video)

Years ago, when I was watching the Kirby anime from Starfumu's YouTube account (which has been terminated a while back), I stumbled across this video and loved it so much that I downloaded it on my old laptop. Recently, while transferring critical files from that laptop, I found this video and immediately wanted to upload it as preservation of lost media.

Unfortunately, the cc subtitles Starfumu made back then were not preserved. Those hilarious subtitles is what made this video complete. The one line of subtitle I can vividly remember is something like

"Tiff, do you love me?" at around 0:54

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EDIT: Lyrics

Hmm... so I'm finally a pervert too?
Haa! Haa! Haa! Haa! Haa!
My head is- my head is-
Haa! Haa! Haa!
Look! It is Fire Dedede-
D-D-Duya! Duya! Duya! Duya! Duya! Duya! Duya! Duya!
His Majesty Dedede is truly an idiot.
Stalker Revolution
My head goes FIRE!!!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Somehow, you wish to be sliced in half or so-
Somehow, you wa-wa-wa-wa-wa or so-
The moment I heard "Meta Knight's swordfighting sucks!" from his Majesty,
My head went UWAAAAAAH!
This is finally it. I am in love with Kirby.
I must find what little time I have to go stalking.
(Sir Meta Knight!)
Hm.
I am not a soldier.
(What?!)
I am a pervert!
(That's disgusting!)
I have loved for many tens of thousands of years now.
(No!)
Fumu, I love you.
(Go home!)
What's the matter? Are you in love with me? (chuckles)
This is a passing trend.

FIRE!!!
(screaming)