Yung Professional (Move to London) - Sans Beanstalk

Graduate, spend 6 months sticking your chest out at Grad Scheme Assessment days, get rejected, move to Clapham.

A long time ago, some fella called Russell went to about 20 Uni open days and went "yep, these are the ones. these bang."

Each year, in Russ's honour, many of the attendees of these institutions graduate and descend upon South West London to spend 1.2k a month on rent, eat brunch with the girlies and pass a rugby ball around a flatshare.

Is it a great time? Almost certainly.

You could actually make the case that Schooner Scorer has arguably the best life of anyone that's ever lived in history.
Whether you rate him or not, would you rather be Julias Caeser, who had to dodge gout and scrap armies, or be Schooner Scorer who has to chop jars and chat wibble? Makes you think.

Get the job your dad wants, laugh at the bosh guy.

I forgot to include a competition in the vid, so first person to DM me on IG @sansbeanstalk with a Hinge pickup line gets a pint (1.3 schooners?) on the spoons app

Beat made by my mate Great Skies   / greatskies  

IG/TT @sansbeanstalk