BOUNCER (BEST JOB EVER)

Meet the most enthusiastic security guard you'll ever see! 👮‍♂️✨

"BOUNCER (BEST JOB EVER)" tells the story of a bouncer who loves his work... maybe a little too much. Mixing uplifting, happy synth melodies with a chaotic story of power-tripping madness, this song is pure dark comedy.

From "confiscating" inhalers to breaking up bathroom rendezvous, nobody is safe when this guy is on the clock. Enjoy the contrast between the cheerful vibes and the absolute mayhem!

🎵 LYRICS:

[Intro] Look at the new guy working at the door He’s wearing the "Security" badge like never before He doesn't look angry, he doesn't look mean He looks like he’s living in a beautiful dream! (OH YEAH!)

[Verse 1] He scans the crowd with a twinkle in his eye Searching for a victim he can terrify He spots a skinny kid gasping for some air Holding an inhaler with a desperate stare He looks at the pump and he starts to accuse "Who is he to choose which drugs are okay to use?" He crushes the plastic with a satisfying sound And laughs as the kid hits the cold hard ground!

[Chorus] BEST! JOB! EVER! (BEST! JOB! EVER!) Breaking bones and pulling hair! BEST! JOB! EVER! (BEST! JOB! EVER!) Throwing bodies through the air! It’s his passion! It’s his fashion! From the front door to the street Making people bleed is sweet! BEST! JOB! EVER! (BEST! JOB! EVER!)

[Verse 2] Now he’s near the DJ, watching the floor He sees a guy shaking near the exit door His eyes roll back and he starts to twitch Flopping around like a fish in a ditch! The bouncer laughs at the wildly prancing He thinks a seizure is bad breakdancing! He picks him up like a ragdoll machine And tosses him out of the party scene!

[Chorus] BEST! JOB! EVER! (BEST! JOB! EVER!) Breaking bones and pulling hair! BEST! JOB! EVER! (BEST! JOB! EVER!) Throwing bodies through the air! It’s his passion! It’s his fashion! From the front door to the street Making people bleed is sweet! BEST! JOB! EVER! (BEST! JOB! EVER!)

[Bridge] He stops for a moment, wiping off a tear Filled with gratitude for his new career He loves the fighting, he loves the crying He loves the sound of dignity dying But one specific thing brings him delight The absolute highlight of his special night He waits in the shadows, inside of the gloom... To catch two people doing it in the bathroom!

[Synth Solo]

[Verse 3] He hears little noises behind the stall Two pairs of legs against the wall! He doesn't even knock, he kicks the door wide With a massive grin and nowhere to hide! He grabs them by the ankles, blowing their cover Pants down, butt naked, flipping them over Dragging them out through the crowded hall The most embarrassing moment of it all!

[Chorus] BEST! JOB! EVER! (BEST! JOB! EVER!) Breaking bones and pulling hair! BEST! JOB! EVER! (BEST! JOB! EVER!) Throwing bodies through the air! It’s his passion! It’s his fashion! From the front door to the street Making people bleed is sweet! BEST! JOB! EVER! (BEST! JOB! EVER!)

[Outro] He wipes the blood from his knuckles with a smile He hasn't felt this good in a very long while He looks at the moon and thanks the stars above For finding a job that is purely love.