Defeats of My Favorite Cartoon Villains Part 9

Song: Colorless by Suasion (Anti-Nightcore by Comsic Mechagodzilla)

Villains Quotes:

"The other power companies may tinker with new ideas, but you can't reliably power homes with good intentions. While laugh power has its merits, it's not who we are. It's a monster's nature to be scary. Fear, it's our tradition, but it's also human children's. We may rely on their screams to power our city, but human children need us to be terrifying. They tell stories about us at sleepovers and around campfires. We have a responsibility to keep kids scared, and I take that responsibility very seriously, as did my father before me. Fear Co. will continue that proud tradition, because fear is power. Let fear power you." - Johnny Worthington III

"Hello, villains! Black Hat here with more goods you need to destroy the heroes in your life!" - Black Hat

"That's the thing about friends, isn't it? The more you love 'em, the more it hurts when they go. Allow me to demonstrate." - King Andrias Leviathan

"Samurai Jack! Man, it is good to see you, babe. What took you so long? I decimated this village days ago, just for you. Oh wait, this is you, right? I mean who could recognize you with all that gear and... ruggedness, baby? I'll tell you who: Me! Be-bee-ba-boo-bo-da; Scaramouche the Merciless! The Pied Piper of Ruination, the Crooner of Carnage, the Ambassador of Annihilation, the Eradicator of All, baby! Also known as... Aku's most favorite assassin, babe." - Scaramouche the Merciless

"I was wondering if you wanted to HANG out with me and smoke WEED and fill our bellies with DIET soda and play Burnout: Revenge for the PS2!" - Mr. Landlord

"Hello. My name is Simon Petrikov. I am recording this tape so that people will know my story. I was studying to be an antiquarian of ancient artifacts. Now, I never believed in the supernatural stuff myself– just had a fascination with superstitions, but everything changed when I came into contact with this item, After purchasing this crown from an old dock worker in northern Scandinavia, I brought it home and excitedly showed my fiancée Betty, and jokingly put it on my head just for a laugh or something, and that's when it started. The visions, I fought with them. Shouted at them until I realized it wasn't real– it was the crown! I quickly took it off, and saw my fiancée in front of me, looking at me with such contempt. What had I said? What had I done when I wore this crown? All I know is I never saw Betty again. Since then, I see the visions always whether or not I wear the crown. They tell me the secrets, the secrets of the ice and snow, that the power of the crown will save me with its frost. I don't yet know what this means. As you can see, my skin is beginning to turn blue. My body temperature has been lowering at a supernatural rate, to what is now about 30° C. I don't know when it will end, I'm really scared. I know my mind is changing, but I'm already too far gone to know what to do. I want people to know that, if I do things, if I do things that hurt anyone, please, please forgive me. Just watch over me until I can find a way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity!! And then maybe Betty, my princess, maybe you will love me again. Please love me again Betty!" - Simon Petrivok/Ice King

"We know how to win, we won gold everywhere!" - "Except the Olympics. He dropped me, so we only got silver." - Jacques and Josee/The Ice Dancers

"....." - The Chairman

"George and Harold have beaten me for the last time, for the last time! They say fight fire with fire. Well, I will create an inferno! An inferno that will bring me… MELVINDICATION! IN THE NEXT EPISODE! Because this is part one of a two-parter!" - Melvin Sneedly

"Oh, hello, laser losers. I'm on my way to a breakfast meeting with the FUNC at the Waffle Hovel so I can give them the fake surveys in my briefcase and secure my job as camp director next summer. And you? Enjoying yourselves? Because next summer will make this look like a bowling party! I'll give your regards to the FUNC." - Principal/Camp Director Benjamin Krupp

"Lex Luthor is an abstraction. There is no real me... for tax purposes. Everything about me is artificial. My jawline, my shell companies, even all my lightning on the moon." - Lex Luthor

"FAILURE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! YOU WERE ALREADY SENT BACK AFTER GRADUATING ONCE! FAIL ME AGAIN, AND I'LL HAVE YOU SENT TO YOUR DOOM! Do I make myself clear? Outstanding." - Sebastian Blood/Brother Blood

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