The Dutch Race (Kingdom Rush Music Video)

Lyrics written by Cozynez, with help from Voduke
Music video by Voduke
Song AI generated on Suno

Lyrics:

One day Vodussy he was sitting
Of a girl in the Netherlands he was thinking
Oh that dussy he just had to find out
What the phrase "handling his broom" was all about

He knew of a way to obtain a free flight
But his university told him to take a hike
Of his money he was very fond
So he had no choice but to swim across the pond

But when he arrived at the nation
There would arise a small complication
To the Netherlands KM5 had Traversed
He intended to slop on Selena first

But Vodussy he had an ace up his sleeve
While peeing, a plan he would conceive
For it was here in the land of the dutch
Where the biking lore would come in clutch

Through the maelstrom of steam moments he biked
He was going to outpace the silly billy that night

He got to his destination
Just according to his calculation
Km5 never showed up at Selena's abode
Dumb Dumb crashed, driving on the wrong side of the road

Through the door the dog propelled
But "Dagnabbit" was heard yelled
He learned there was a hole in his plan
Selena wasn't into a man

It truly is sad how the tale does end
But Selena already had a girlfriend
He wouldn't go into melee combat he said
Then skedaddled over to Mmlh instead

Through the door the dog propelled
But a loud "Blast" was heard yelled
The reason for his visit upturned
Selena wasn't into men he learned

But Selena she had an ace up her sleeve
While thinking, a plan she would conceive
And it was here in the land of the dutch
Where the friendzone lore would come in clutch