Wa-Elegy (Waluigi's Assist Trophy Song)

This song has been associated with Waluigi before, but there's never been a better time for me to try my hand at it than during these times of disconfirmation from Smash Bros. Join Waluigi on a soul-searching journey (with brand new art!) with some of the most beautiful four-part complaining you'll ever hear!

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Apologies to Leonard Cohen, composer of the Hallelujah song which this parodies.

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Lyrics:

Well I’ve heard there was a sneaky gent
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,
Then learned he wouldn’t be able to WAAA.
Who made the cut?
The nerd, the prude, the never-was, the always-nude,
The ones who’d never utter “WALLELUJAH.”

Wallelujah, Wallelujah…
Assist Trophy Waluigi.

But baby, I’ve been here before.
You opted for the pterosaur,
Some squid thing showed up and the fans said “BOOYAH!”
I said “An Echo would be fine”
But you said, “Too bad! Daisy time!”
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Wallelujah!

Wallelujah, Wallelujah…
Wallelujah, Waluigi.

Now maybe I’d be way too strong,
I’d top the tier lists all day long,
But even so, who the heck asked for Pichu!? WAAA.
Why won’t you let me make my case to
Punch some mascots in the face?
Ahh, go “assist” yourself! Bah! Wallelujah!

Wallelujah, Wallelujah
Wallelujah. Waluigi...

“Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead.”