How to get your professor to hate you

WEIRD magazine presents: Dumb Student Support

Need to lie to your professor for some reason? Try these hot tips on how to get your professor to definitely hate you.



This is a 2-part episode. This is part 2. Part 1 is called "English Professor grades your late excuses" :    • English Professor grades your late excuses   -- Don't be fooled, these are two different episodes, not just some dork repeatedly changing their title and thumbnail.

And yes, I really had the rona, I was not lying to get an extension on my video.

Oh and when I say I give a handful of 100s per semester, I mean on major essays. On run-of-the-mill weekly assignments, I give hundreds of hundreds (I'm like the substitute teacher version of Carl Sagan).

Oh and to be clear, when I talk about grading essays and all the things I'm marking, how it takes me like 45 minutes... you might get a paper back that's covered in red ink (not literally it's online). But that doesn't mean the grade is bad, or I'm a super tough grader. I don't dock your grade just because I thought of a more streamlined way to write a sentence. Writing advice/style notes are not point deductions.

Don't worry, I'm not turning this channel into nothing but this teacher crap. Just wanted to do some venting...and it's May...you connect the dots Einstein. Those dots are called ellipses by the way, and it's three dots, not just however many dots you felt like stabbing into the data.

If these videos go viral like my lungs, I have a couple more ideas, but that's A. not going to happen anyway, and B. even if there was a shit load of demand for how to lie to your teacher best or whatever, I only have 2 more ideas. 1. How I bust students for plagiarism (or how to not get busted?), and 2. Kids these days 🤷‍♂️

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0:00 Intro
1:49 Rate My Professor
7:36 Don't Bleed
10:28 Never Give 100s
11:33 MainCharacterEnergy
15:10 Can this meeting be an Email?
18:30 Am I a Sociopath?
19:28 The 60% Rule
21:45 Extra Credit
23:47 I have the Data
26:00 Bad Stand up Comedy
27:00 Finale