Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! September 2009

This month: Bryan wants TNA to call a tournament, a tournament. Daniels is a face in spite of his DUI. Doug Williams is a king. Team 3D recalls kicking the shit out of Rhino. Eric Young costs Hernandez his match. The Mafia, World Elite and British Invasion are all working together. Sting coaches Morgan on how to cut a promo. Lauren doesn't understand DQs. Foley makes Stevie wrestle Abyss. Every promo has a guy saying: "You see..." The Machine Guns don't care about Eric Young. Lashley gets beat up by Rhino. Morgan finally beats up Angle. TO THE BACK and Homicide turns on Hernandez. The Pope should be champion. ODB and Deaner break up. Nash has a casting call for a new valet. The best tournament in TNA history. They get rid of Jim Cornette. Angle flips out over spilt water. Sarita and Taylor Wilde win the Women's Tag Champiopnships. Angelina is gone due to visa issues so the Beautiful People are now Velvet and Madison. Hernandez cashes in his briefcase before the 4 way main event. AJ wins the TNA Championship. ODB wins the Women's' Championship from Deaner. Nash powerbombs Stevie and takes the 50k. A random Lethal Lockdown at No Surrender at Beer Money wins. The One about the Broken Picture. AJ puts his title up against Sting at Bound for Glory. Foley loses his mind and finds out Abyss ruined his picitture. Bryan and Vinny recall Abyss' title win. Foley bloodies Abyss and teaches him a lesson.