Bryan & Vinny review TNA iMPACT! October 2010

This month: Angle and Abyss brawl forever and then have a cage match. Dreamer and Rhino vs Beer Money in a pointless match. Foley and Flair have a great, nonsensical, sad exchange. 8th grade girl drama. It's sooooo refreshing to hear Bryan review Young Bucks matches honestly. For those wondering, The Phantom enjoys AEW, including Omega, but the Young Bucks have go away heat with me. Politics in wrestling with Bischoff. Flair gets iced again. Monsters should not be saved. Abyss takes Dixie hostage but RVD stops Bischoff from firing him. Hogan has his 8th surgery since February. Nash Sting and Pope against Joe and Jarrett in a handicap match at Bound for Glory. Mickie James debuts in iMPACT! and is announced as the special referee in the women's match at the PPV. Foley and Flair have a Last Man Standing match with a stupid finish. Eric Young and Orlando Jordan go to the fair. Dixie signs Abyss' termination papers without reading them and then has him in the battle royal later. Robbie E debuts - it sucks. It was boring and continues to be for a while. Nash does not give a shit. No Bound for Glory review on the site from Bryan and Vinny. The Machine Guns retain the Tag Championships, EV2.0 beats Fortune and Jeff Hardy wins the TNA Championship at Bound for Glory by aligning with Bischoff and Hogan to form Immortal. They were the "They" Abyss referred to. Dixie's lawyer makes a valid legal argument. Monet would not have come up with the artistic takeover of TNA that Bischoff and Hogan perpetrated. Nash cuts another great promo - he is now there for the young guys. Hulk comes off as the victim. JWow shows at at iMPACT! The story of iMPACT! is The Beautiful People are not really good looking. There is so much talking. Gunner and Murphy are unstoppable. Joe is looking for Jarrett at the beach. Ms. Tessmacher is demoted from prostitute to pro wrestler. 3 matches go a combined 6 minutes. Russo is writing a shitty action adventure program. Robbie E rips off the RKO. Everyone laughs at Brian Kendrick. Fortune is awesome. Ric Flair gets iced a third time. They recreate Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior in the mirror. Katie Lee Burchill debuts as Winter. Sarita is Canadian and then Mexican again. Every detail on iMPACT! makes no sense. Mr. Anderson got his shoulder destroyed. Mr. Anderson and Jarrett are meant to have a chain match but Anderson has a concussion so Morgan replaces him only to lose. Morgan against Hardy at Turning Point for the title. Pope wants a casket match with Abyss. Velvet Sky and Winter are a figment of Angelina's imagination that we can all see. Chris Sabin or Chris Abyss? Tommy Dreamer tweets at RVD to find him. Abyss wins his casket match. Team 3D calls out the Machine Guns again. Jeff Hardy has never made money from being a fan favorite. Raven takes a nap on the floor. Immortal aligns with Fortune.