Karen Complained My Driveway Was Too Bright, So I Painted It with VantaBlack!

HOA Said My Picket Fence Was Unapproved, So I Replaced It With a Wall of Interlocking LEGO Bricks!

They Said My Grass Was Too Long, So I Mowed a Giant Labyrinth Into It and Held a Tournament!

Karen Complained My Cat Was Staring, So I Put Huge Googly Eyes on My House!

Karen Blocked My Driveway, So I Boxed Her Car In With Concrete Barriers and Went on Vacation!

Karen Hated My Doorbell Sound, So I Replaced It With a Giant Gong Everyone Could Hear

HOA Karen Tried Evicting Me from My Own Ranch — Didn’t Realize I Govern Every HOA Nationwide

HOA Banned Snowmobiles From My Private Trail, So I Blocked The Road To Their Luxury Ski Cabins

HOA Board Stole My Farm Water — Now They’re Facing Drought, Lawsuits, and Karma

HOA Karen Called Cops on My Daughter at Our Lake Cabin — Then Froze When She Showed the Deed!

Karen Demanded I Stop Feeding Squirrels, So I Built Them a Tiny, Architect Designed Squirrel City!

My Sister Borrowed My "Cheap" Gear for Her Date—It Was a $2 Million Military Asset

HOA Said My Topiaries Were Inappropriate, So I Shaped Them Into Exact Replicas of the Board Members!

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They Demanded I Change My House Color, So I Painted a Mural of the HOA Board as Clowns!

Karen Reported My 'Creepy' Garden Gnomes, So I Replaced Them With a Life Size Statue of a T Rex!

HOA Karen Parked on the Helipad Markings, 2 Minutes Later I Landed a MedEvac Anyway

They Complained About a Pothole in My Driveway, So I Filled It With Epoxy and Goldfish!

HOA Board Tore Up Our Street for Repairs — But Froze When Fire Crews Got Trapped

HOA Laid Pipe Across My Ranch Without Consent — I Bought the Water Source and Cut Their Water

They Said My Kid's Treehouse Was Illegal , So I Put Wheels on It and Called It a Parade Float!