Murderin' this Jurgen: A Magnus Archives parody

A Magnus Archives parody cover of "Cruisin' for a Bruisin'" from Teen Beach Movie. Spoilers for TMA up till end of Season 4. tw: pipe murder..........and 🐛. eyestrain....
feat. @bastardhour on Tumblr as Elias and Michael, @cuteandquirkyfunandflirty on Tumblr as Nikola and Melanie, @sa1ntraphael on Tumblr as Jon, and @sadiegoldstein on Tumblr as Jane Prentiss. lyrics by @bastardhour and @cuteandquirkyfunandflirty on Tumblr!

stream it here:   / murderin-this-jurgen  

lyrics:
ELIAS
You better run, run, run, here I come
Committing pipe murder under the sun
Yeah, I’m murderin’ this Jurgen!
Whoah! Picking it up
Smooth and lead-y
Slicked back hair, man, this pipe is getting heavy
Yeah I’m murderin’ this Jurgen
Did some murder, gonna blame it on Jon
What a nice day to get your pipe murder on

INSTITUTE EMPLOYEES
Don't stop, stop beholding!

ELIAS
You know I'm all knowing!
I see anything I want anytime I want

INSTITUTE EMPLOYEES
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
We just see, see, see all day
There’s only one way for you to get away

NIKOLA
Prepping for our ritual in the wax museum
Hanging with the Archivist but of course you can see him
We’re skinning for a winning

JON
Alright, I went to the tunnels and what did I see
A hundred little monsters staring at me
I was starving for a statement
I got my lighter and my recorder
Just start that tape, I'm ready to go!

INSTITUTE EMPLOYEES
Don’t stop, stop beholding
You know we’re all knowing
We see anything we want anytime we want
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
We just see, see, see all day
There’s only one way for you to get away!

MELANIE
Oh no, there’s only one way for you to get away!

JANE PRENTISS
Goes 1, 2, 1, 2, 3

JANE/MICHAEL
A-who who who’s messing with me

JANE PRENTISS
I got a body full of worms, all squirmin' in me!

JANE/MICHAEL
We’re coming through the tunnels we don’t need a key

NIKOLA
Oh, a dance break! You know I love being on stage!

ELIAS
Peter, I want another divorce. But after this dance.

NIKOLA
C'mon, Archivist! I know you want to dance! Oh, it's no fun if you just stand there and pout.

MICHAEL
Archivist, why don't you want to dance?

INSTITUTE EMPLOYEES
Ooooh
Don’t stop, stop beholding!
You know we’re all knowing
We see anything we want anytime we want
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
We just see, see, see all day

ELIAS
There’s not a single way for you to get away

INSTITUTE EMPLOYEES
Don’t stop, stop beholding
You know we’re all knowing
We see anything we want anytime we want
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
We just see, see, see all day
ELIAS
There’s not a single way for you to get away

INSTITUTE EMPLOYEES exc. ELIAS
No, there’s only one way for you to get away

MELANIE
Oh no, there’s only one way for you to get away!

INSTITUTE EMPLOYEES
Oh!