Sword & Staff | Fantasy Bard Song (Lyrics) | The Dunkestbard

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Language: English

🎵 Title: Sword & Staff
🗺️ Tale: A mismatched duo convinced they are legends in the making.
📜 Standalone tale.

📝 Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Look at them—running like headless chickens!
They’ve got no clue how to handle these missions
Without us, they’d have no chance
(Oh please.)
We’d better step in and enhance their stance

[Verse 2]
(Count on my staff!)
And on my blade!
(Always saving their butts—every day)
As always!
(My arcane power starts to ignite,
It’s ready to burst into light—
Prepare to be disintegrated on sight!)

[Verse 3]
I start by rolling the dice
What will I get?
A perfect roll—fate’s on my side!
(Pfft, I doubt it)
They’ll regret!
Left and right I start to cleave,
Flesh and bone, they’ll never leave—
No one can match what I achieve!

[Chorus]
Rolling dice and casting spells,
(Enemies fall where they dwell.)
We’re always on top, unlike those slugs—
(Masters of damage, we carry the lot!)

[Verse 4]
Mechanics nailed down to perfection
(Obviously.)
We don’t need any correction!
Our damage is smooth and clean
Slicing right through the enemy team
(Not a single AoE missed in the scene!)

[Bridge]
Kings of combat
Bringers of storms
Saviors of fools
Though some deserve to lay on the floor!

[Chorus]
Rolling dice and casting spells,
(Enemies fall where they dwell.)
We’re always on top, unlike those slugs—
(Masters of damage, we carry the lot!)

[Verse 5]
Another flawless fight
Just what we expected
(Not even once did we feel threatened)
Barely five minutes, they were wrecked—
Totally obliterated, what’d you expect?

[Outro]
Well… another job well done.
—As usual

🎧 Credits:
Lyrics written by The Dunkestbard.
Music & vocals generated with AI (Suno).
Visuals generated with AI.

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