She Can’t See, I Can’t Hear — Long Marriage, Low Vision, Lousy Hearing | Funny Country Tune 🎶

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Lyrics:
[Intro]

Doctor looked at us, scratched his head,
Said, “Well… you two kinda cancel each other out.”

[Verse 1]

She’s lookin’ for her glasses, they’re sittin’ on her head,
I’m starin’ at her lips, tryin’ to guess what she said.
She says, “Did you take the trash out?”
I say, “Yeah… probably… what was that about?”

She points at the sink, I point at the door,
We been married forty years, still don’t know the score.

She can’t see, I can’t hear,
But somehow we still end up yellin’ in here.

[Verse 2]

She waves her arms like she’s landin’ a plane,
I say, “Honey, talk slow, my ears ain’t the same.”
She mouths somethin’ angry, real sharp and fast,
I nod like a dog hopin’ this moment’ll pass.

Turns out she asked me to grab her a plate,
I brought her the remote and showed up late.

[Chorus]

She can’t see, I can’t hear,
We argue loud and unclear.
She says I ignore her, I say “That ain’t fair,”
Truth is… I just thought the fridge was talkin’ back there.

[Verse 3]

She reads the subtitles, I watch the sound,
TV’s at ninety, neighbors gather ‘round.
She says, “Why’s it so loud?”
I say, “What?”
She says, “NEVER MIND,”
And that somehow hurt more than the plot.

We sit on the couch in confused romance,
Missin’ half the story but still holdin’ hands.

[Bridge]

People ask how we make it work this long.
I say, “Simple.”
She don’t see my mess.
I don’t hear her complain.
That’s called balance.

[Chorus]

Yeah, she can’t see, I can’t hear,
But we been this way year after year.
We may miss words, signs, and cues,
But somehow we still know when it’s time for the news…
And supper at six…
If we both remember it exists.

[Outro]

She just asked me somethin’.
I smiled.
She smiled.
Pretty sure we agreed.