Halftime vs. Yale 2025

The Princeton University Band's halftime show versus Yale University on November 15th, 2025. Team loses 10-13. Band wins 69-67.

Student Conductor: Maddie Rudolph '26
Drum Major: Ariane Adcroft '26
POV Footage: Jacob Jackson '26

Full Script:
Say it ain’t so, it’s the Princeton University Band!

[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]

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The band pours one out for a real one and plays Buddy Holly.

[Band forms bottle of olive oil and plays Buddy Holly]

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Band forms an offshore bank account and plays Land of 1000 Insurance Claims.

[Band forms bank account and plays Land of 1000 Dances]

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