EPISODE 10: “Soft Launches, Hard Lessons” 🥸

What happens when your situationship goes Instagram official… without you? 😅 This week, we’re breaking down the modern dating chaos of soft launches, hard launches, and the secret art of posting without posting.



In This Episode We Unpack:

• The most unhinged soft launches we’ve ever done (tattoos, plates, mystery shadows 👀)

• Getting soft launched without consent…🤣 and what we actually did about it

• The eternal debate: is it worse to stay hidden or get launched too early?

• When posting your relationship becomes PR: and how to tell the difference

• Celebrity soft launches we love, hate, and can’t stop screenshotting 🤥

• The fine line between being “private” and just straight up secretive

•Game of the Week: Soft or Sus? 😇

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💌 This one’s for you if you’ve ever hard-launched the wrong man, or kept a situationship SO secret you almost forgot you were in it 😚


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Timestamps:

0:57- What's the most embarrassing "soft launch" you've ever done?

6:11 - Have you ever been soft launched without your consent?

9:09 - Which is worse: never getting launched or being launched too early?

11:28 Would you date someone who refused to ever post you?

11:44- How much posting is too much, when does it become PR instead of a relationship?

13:32- Who in pop culture has mastered the launch game, and who flopped hard?

16:04- What's the difference between being hidden and being soft launched?

17:26- Is soft launching manipulative, or is it just modern privacy?

19:53- Game: Soft or Sus?