19 Battlegrounds - Vidyamen - /v/ the Musical V

Based on: Rocket Man - Elton John

Lyrics:
I bought a game last night, key site
One I'd seen, in gaming news
All I knew was hype on the steam reviews
Tacticool, so I heard the posters say
So I go to load it up
And go to start to play

And I wish I'd never bought this shit at all
In my parachute I start to fall
The graphics suck and my framerate's low
That's what you get, playing Battlegrounds
Battlegrounds, all I see is slavic towns below

And as I run around for a long time
I search the houses and all that I find
Is an auto-shotgun and a purple coat
It's RNG, it's Battlegrounds
Battlegrounds, it's just dayz with some feature bloat

I try again and this time I find a car
But with hardly any gas
I drive it anyway, though I won't get far
I see a thing that's dropping, from the sky
And I drive and see it land
It's a care package, from up high

And I think I'm going to have a lucky round
Thanks to the AWM and ghillie suit I found
This time I'm gonna get myself a kill
Or make top ten, in Battlegrounds
Battlegrounds, camping in a bathroom, what a thrill

So I hang out in a house for half the game
Until the blue wall makes me run away
Run for a while and get hit by a car,
I made top ten, in Battlegrounds,
Battlegrounds, why the fuck is this so popular?

So I start again and get shot from behind, etc