Riley Martin's "Pay Me My Money!" Rant (Stern Show Classic)

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The video kicks off with Howard and Beth calling out a "creepy" headband and a letter with sexual innuendos that Riley sent (0:15).

From there, it’s a full-on meltdown about his contract. Riley rages at Howard for not promoting his show (1:33) and takes shots at Tim Sabean, dropping the all-time-great line: "He would have said fasting is good for your soul" (8:56).

The whole thing explodes when a caller accuses Riley of selling a "SHRINKY DINK" (10:32), forcing him to defend his $80 audiobook as a "collector's item" (14:51).

🎙️ RANT-A-THON TIMESTAMPS
(0:15) 🎁 The "Creepy" Headband: Riley sends Beth a weird gift

(1:33) "Promote My Show!": Riley's rant about his "good numbers"

(7:17) Drunk Voicemails: Riley denies being drunk, "maybe a couple of beers"

(8:56) 💰 TIM SABEAN BEEF: "Fasting is good for your soul."

(10:32) 💥 "THAT'S A SHRINKY DINK!" A caller attacks Riley's symbols

(10:32) "You're a LIAR!": Riley loses it on the caller

(14:51) The $80 Audiobook: Riley defends his "collector's item" prices

Is "fasting is good for your soul" the greatest Riley line ever? Debate below.

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