Leanne Morgan: My Husband Threatened To Get A Girlfriend | Stand-up Comedy

Leanne Morgan: My Husband Threatened To Get A Girlfriend | Stand-up Comedy
Leanne Morgan: My Husband Threatened To Get A Girlfriend | Stand-up Comedy
Leanne Morgan: My Husband Threatened To Get A Girlfriend | Stand-up Comedy

My husband told me if I didn't start taking care of his "needs," he was going to find a girlfriend. Honestly, after three babies in four years, that sounded like a vacation to me.

In this hysterical set, Leanne Morgan breaks down the absolute exhaustion of motherhood, the scam that is competition cheerleading, and why the 5 Love Languages book basically saved her from having to do anything "vulgar." From taking a pregnancy test in a Walmart bathroom to living in a mobile home in the Appalachian mountains, Leanne proves that a clean house and sex are the only currency men understand.

Timestamps
0:00 - The Walmart pregnancy test panic
1:26 - Dealing with "doodoo balls" in the grocery store
3:00 - Why I hate "The 5 Love Languages" (but it works)
6:50 - Words of Affirmation vs. Physical Touch
8:23 - The financial nightmare of Competition Cheerleading
13:38 - My husband's brilliant business idea (Used Mobile Homes)
15:30 - The Ultimatum: "I'm going to get a girlfriend"

Ladies, what's your "Love Language"? Is it "Acts of Service" or is it just "Leave Me The Hell Alone"? Let me know in the comments! 👇

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